coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

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snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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azealiabanks:

bahahahahaahahaa

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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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the-potter-tardis:

troubleemakerheartbreaker:

The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday

no not a bra good lord

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saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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miscaitlin:

jerrkoff:

miscaitlin:

miscaitlin:

MY DAD IS SINGING TO A STICK INSECT

I BET YALL THINK I WAS JOKING image

y did u blur out his boobs

keepin tumblr clean

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