Me masturbating to porn
Me: This is so hot.
Me: *orgasms*
Me: ...
Me: What is this filth

officialwhitemom:

this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life

(via jonasmothers)

rowdyroughgirl:

blinking-red-light:

"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"

this show needs all the awards

(via werkkitgirl)

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

(via mutantrobot)

milkyfriend:

thepandabaker:

shuckl:

i don’t understand what’s going on here

She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.

do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head

milkyfriend:

thepandabaker:

shuckl:

i don’t understand what’s going on here

She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.

do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head

(via misserinpatricia)

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

(via dare-for-distances)

5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

(via misserinpatricia)

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

(via misserinpatricia)

drejofvalenwood:

sururuga:

and yet still not worth it

Definitely worth it

drejofvalenwood:

sururuga:

and yet still not worth it

Definitely worth it

(via mutantrobot)

darnni:

somefagonyourdash:

bruh

Tweety got that dank kush

darnni:

somefagonyourdash:

bruh

Tweety got that dank kush

(via uriebooty)