when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
It’s a space bar!!
Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.
I thought it was just greasy omg
Clean ur keyboard
i want dragons to be a symbol of femininity. they are now. i just decided
im on mobile is that the dragon from shrek
I am so glad I pressed play
The new anthem.
LIKE A BITCH BEEN EATING THAT WENDY’S I DIED HALFWAY THROUGH!!
could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:
“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”
and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair