herhmione:

happy 34th birthday to harry james potter! (and jk rowling)

(via ladymelissa)

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

(via sourpatchlesbians)

obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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(via milesjai)

icat-post-retreat:

Panini was not even in the realm of fucking around.

(via rearohdear)

unclefather:

tangletots:

I love cleveland

if you have to go you have to go

(via garancha)

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

(via geesehater)

rosaparking:

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg


Clean ur keyboard

rosaparking:

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

Clean ur keyboard

(via sourpatchlesbians)

joanabetharvelle:

worldofadaydreamer:

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

casarobot:

shepardtaichou:

i want dragons to be a symbol of femininity. they are now. i just decided

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Agreed.

im on mobile is that the dragon from shrek

yes

Ofc

(via sourpatchlesbians)

charlotteslaygod:

linrenzo:

lordofthenopes:

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

The new anthem.

Yessssssss

LIKE A BITCH BEEN EATING THAT WENDY’S I DIED HALFWAY THROUGH!!

(via c00lin-with-satan)

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

(via oh-muh-gosh)

headfirstintowonderland:

so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:

“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”


and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair

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